Aussie Slang Definitions Customised Tumbler

Stainless Steel Aussie Slang Definitions Tumbler

For those who appreciate a good laugh and a touch of Aussie humour, our personalised stainless steel tumbler is the perfect choice! Featuring the iconic definitions of “Fuckwit,” “The Piss Guide,” and “Fuck Me Dead” engraved on one side, this tumbler combines wit and practicality. Add a personal touch by engraving your name (or someone else’s) on the other side, available in a range of colours and fonts to suit your style.

Includes these iconic Australian Slang Phrases:

The Piss Guide
[Australian]

• Pissed: Angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  Example: “He got so pissed at the party last night, he started singing karaoke.” / “She’s pissed because her footy team lost again.”
• Piss easy: Extremely simple.
  Example: “That exam was piss easy; I finished it in 10 minutes.”
• Pissed off: Angry or upset, or leaving a place in frustration.
  Example: “He was pissed off when he found out someone scratched his car.” / “She got pissed off and left after waiting an hour for the food.”
• Piss up: A gathering or event involving alcohol.
  Example: “We’re having a piss up at Dave’s place this weekend – bring your own beer!”
• Pissing down: Heavy rainfall.
  Example: “It’s pissing down outside; better grab an umbrella.”
• Pissed on: Getting rained on.
  Example: “I forgot my jacket and got absolutely pissed on walking to work.”
• Piss around: Wasting time or procrastinating.
  Example: “Stop pissing around and finish your homework!”
• Pissing contest: A pointless competition to prove superiority.
  Example: “Those two are always in a pissing contest over who has the better car.”
• Piss faced (see also shiftfaced): Drunk or intoxicated.
  Example: “He was completely piss faced after a few too many beers at the pub.”
• Pissy: Small, insignificant, or angry.
  Example: “That’s such a pissy excuse for being late!” / “Don’t get all pissy with me; I’m just saying the truth.”
• Piss-poor/piss-weak: Weak, disappointing, or lacking quality.
  Example: “That’s a piss-poor effort; you can do better than that.” / “The team’s performance was piss-weak today.”
• Piss head: Someone who drinks heavily or often.
  Example: “He’s such a piss head – you’ll always find him at the pub after work.”

fuck me dead
phrase [Australian]

A phrase used to indicate proper surprise and disbelief.

• “Did you know Anna had a baby?”
• “Well fuck me dead, I did not.”

fuckwit
noun [Australian]

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions. In other words, a stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).

• “Mate, you’re a fuckwit.”

get fucked
verb [Australian]

A blunt and versatile expression used to convey disbelief, dismissal, or to tell someone to go away in no uncertain terms. Often delivered with a hearty dose of sarcasm or exasperation.

• Expression of disbelief: “I just won the lottery!”
  “Get fucked! No way.”
• Dismissal or annoyance: “You’re not actually taking my last beer, are you?”
  “Get fucked, I am.”
• Alternative usage: A playful or cutting response to outrageous claims or situations.

“Mate, if you think I’m helping you move house again, get fucked.”

cracking the shits
phrase [Australian]

The act of becoming visibly annoyed, angry, or frustrated, often over something trivial or inconvenient. Commonly accompanied by sulking, ranting, or storming off in a huff.

• Example of frustration:
  “He asked her to redo the report, and she started cracking the shits.”
• In conversation:
  “Why’d he leave the pub so early?”
  “Someone spilled his beer, and he cracked the shits about it.”

Often used humorously to describe an over-the-top reaction to a minor inconvenience.

“Mate, don’t crack the shits just because you lost at cards!”

off ya tits
phrase [Australian]

A colorful expression used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated, either from alcohol or drugs, to the point of losing control or behaving erratically. Can also be used humorously to describe someone acting wildly or irrationally.

• Example of intoxication:
  “After six shots of tequila, he was completely off his tits.”
• In conversation:
  “Did you see her dancing on the table last night?”
  “Yeah, she was off her tits!”

Key Features:

• Premium Stainless Steel Build: Durable, BPA-free, and rust-resistant for a can cooler that lasts.
• Double-Walled Insulation: Keeps drinks icy cold.
• Customisation Options: Personalise the tumbler with your name in your choice of fonts and colors.
• Cheeky Engravings: Engraved with hilarious Aussie slang definitions that won’t fade or wear off.
• Travel-Ready Design: Fits most car cup holders and features a spill-resistant, transparent lid.
• Conversation Starter: Sure to get a laugh wherever you take it—whether at work, the gym, or out with mates.

Why You’ll Love It:

This tumbler is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor, making it an ideal gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. With its cheeky engravings and the option to personalise, it’s both practical and unique – a conversation starter wherever you go.

Whether it’s for yourself or a gift for a mate, this tumbler is a fun, functional, and personalised way to carry a bit of Aussie slang with you. Order yours today and sip in style!